Ghost
Con
by
Scott Bruffey
As the tour bus rolls
through the dark, rain-swept backroads of Gettysburg,
Pennsylvania, the couple in the seat in front of me are
huddled over a dime-store microcassette recorder,
listening feverishly to the tinny static-filled recording
they just made at Sach's Covered Bridge, a supposedly
haunted bridge in one of the many parks that fill this
area of the eastern United States. They're listening for
whispers, shouts, screams, the rattling of sabres or the
crack of gunfire, anything, as long as it's a ghost. The
recording is a bad one, like most examples of EVP
(electronic voice phenomena) are undistinguished mono,
filled with so much background noise that even the living
sound mysterious.
"There! Did you hear
that!? Rewind it!"
Click. Whirr. Click.
"You're right, honey!
It sounds like a scream!"
"It does! It does
sound like a scream!"
Yeah, right. It sounds
like somebody zipping up their jacket. To my ears,
anyway. To these Dedicated Scientists, these Curies of
EVP it is Much Much More. Since radiation isn't an issue
here, I wonder what'll kill this couple. Systemic shock,
perhaps? Caused by the slammimg of their constant jaw
dropping? Or maybe boredom when they realize that it
probably is just a zipper after all.
They kept listening all
the way back to the hotel.
The hotel was the
Gettysburg Holiday Inn, host to the second annual Ghost
Hunters convention, sponsored by the International Ghost
Hunters Society.
The Society was formed by
Dave Oester and his son back in 1996 when they decided to
start a website where they and others could post their
ghost pictures, photographs of balls of light and wispy
trails that they believe are spirits of the dead captured
on film.
Now, two years later, the
Society boasts over 4500 members in seventy-five
countries, all dedicated to gathering evidence of, as the
Reverand Sharon Gill who co-hosts the website full time
with Dave puts it, "life after life". You can
view the pictures collected by members, which has grown
from Dave's original six photographs to over a thousand
photos in all, as well as listen to examples of EVP at
their website at www.ghostweb.com. You can also purchase
their new CD ROM, which contains the photos and
recordings, plus a flurry of papers on various ghost
theories.
Having read some of the
postings on the site, I wasn't sure just what kind of
crowd to expect. The theories behind the phenomena range
from the curious and informed to, well, the convinced and
loopy. Most of the members are what I'd consider serious
hobbyists; willing to spend some cash on specialized
equipment and eager to travel to sites and poke around.
But unlike someone interested in, say, home theater or
coin collecting, the ghost hunter's goals are more
amorphous. Even if a numismatist has only a few pieces in
his collection, he can still show them to his friends and
say with certainty that they are coins, whereas the best
a ghost hunter can do these days is point to their pieces
and say, "Look, a picture of a bridge with a blob on
it." And just who the hell would want to haunt a
bridge, anyway? Me, I'm coming back and haunting a
massage parlor. But I digress.
The crowd of 150+
registrants was more diversified than I had expected:
John Deere baseball caps sitting next to pierced ears and
goatees, Miatas with NIN stickers rubbing bumpers with
campers from the Good Sam Club. All sitting together in
the same room and listening to bad recordings of jacket
zippers and looking at pictures of bridges with blobs on
them.
No, that's not really
fair. Some of the recordings are convincing (I've
experienced EVP myself, so I believe the phenomena is
valid), and some of the pictures contain suggestions that
something was there that shouldn't have been when the
shutter was snapped. What bothered me about some of the
conference participants was their absolute certainty:
these voices are ghosts, these whispy trails are spirits
of the dead.
I asked Rev. Gill how she
and Dave came to the conclusion that the smears of light
in the photos were the source of the voices and sounds on
the tape.
She told me that she and
Dave, along with two other people, were investigating
Yankton Cemetary near St. Helens, Oregon back in
September of 1997. As they were walking through a corner
of the cemetary, she saw a ball of light rise up from a
nearby copse of bushes, hover for a moment,then wink out.
With tape recorder in hand, Dave asked it if there was
anything they could do to help it. Upon listening to
their tape recording later, they heard a voice say,
"Help me, David" (the recording can be heard at
the website; the photographs are in Ghost Gallery 2,
named Yankton Cem 1 and Yankton Cem 2 at the website and
on the CD-ROM).
While I have no reason to
disbelieve them, and while the event related doesn't
violate my own personal beliefs, I do have trouble
believing that every photo shown at the conference or
posted on the website is of an invisible intelligence,
somehow captured on film. Honestly, I don't know what the
hell those pictures are of, and they do only seem to
occur in areas that are reputed to be haunted. I do know
I'm more comfortable referring to them as energy fields,
not necessarily of human origin, and not necessarily
intelligent. Some may argue that I'm splitting hairs, but
hey, AC and DC may both be electricity, but they don't
work the same way or power the same devices.
Most of the ghost hunters
I spoke to weren't certain what it was they were
encountering, they just knew that they were witnessing
something, and that it was fun and interesting. Many,
like Frank Swisher, are more attracted to the folkloric
aspects than they are in gathering data to prove the
phenomena exists.
Frank is a writer and
dramatic Victorian storyteller, prefering fictional
tellings of events over documentation. He has written and
self-published Shades of Fear, a collection of stories
that are represented as such; a refreshing attitude in a
genre that loves pushing highly embellished or downright
fictional events as fact. He was there as a guest
lecturer, to sell copies of his book, and to mix with
people who shared a common love for good ghost stories.
He was dressed in clothes of the era, waistcoat, top hat,
the whole nine yards.
Others, like historian
Mark Nesbitt, fall in between the folklorists and the
hobbyists. Mark used to work for the National Parks
department, and as a result encountered story after story
about phantom regiments, headless cavalry riders, etc.
When he noticed that park-goers who knew nothing about
the stories were often reporting these spectral soldiers,
he began to suspect that at least some of the tales might
in fact be more than just legends. He began to research
the stories and has collected them in Ghosts of
Gettysburg, a four-volume collection.
"I got interested in
these stories back in 70's. Back then the Parks
Department moved me around a lot, and it seems that every
house they stuck me in had a reputation for being
haunted. After a while you just start to ask up front
what you can expect," he laughs.
But while Swisher and
Nesbitt were there for business (selling their books) as
well as pleasure, most were there to learn from the
lectures, go to the onsite investigations, or just soak
up the atmosphere.
One such person was Sara
Culler, who had driven the hour up from just outside
Washington to attend the conference.
"I'm not even a
member of the group," she said. "A friend of
mine found the website and told me about the conference,
so here I am."
Sara makes frequent trips
up to Gettysburg for the same reason that Dave and Rev.
Gill chose it as the site for the conference: the tragic,
violent history of the area seems to have made it, inch
for inch, one of the most haunted areas in the world. She
enjoys dressing in clothes of the period and visiting
these areas, reading the ghost stories and listening to
the local folklore. Her decision to dress in antiquated
fashions didn't strike me as weird. It certainly isn't as
strange as getting your nose pierced which is an
acceptable fashion statement these days. Besides, she
doesn't wear these clothes full time, just when she's in
Gettysburg.
"It helps me to
immerse myself in the surroundings. I'm able to get a
better feel for the environment this way." She
admitted that because of the conference, she was
fascinated by the science end of it, an aspect she had
never really considered before.
"Up until this
weekend, I'd really been more interested in the stories,
although I did do a lot of research on the possession
case that inspired The Exorcist. I came away from that
doubting that the kid was ever possessed by anything
demonic. I guess now I'll have to start reading more on
the science of all this."
The convention featured
lectures, workshops and visits to locations reputed to be
haunted, such as Sach's Covered Bridge.
The lectures were
interesting, covering legends of the area, ghost photos,
and EVP, but the real pull for a lot of the attendees was
the workshops.
I only went on one. A tour
bus picked up groups of 48 people and took us out to the
bridge, where it was freezing and an overcast sky was
spitting out snow and rain. When we all got out of the
bus, suddenly the surrounding countryside was awash with
camera lights for the video crews and the bright pops
from camera flashes. Jeez, is this an investigation or a
film premiere?
One guy dressed in army
camouflage (so the ghosts can't see him, I guess),
pointed a remote thermal reader up the old timbers in the
bridge's ceiling, trying to get a temperature reading (a
reading lower than the surrounding area can mean a ghost
is there).
"Look!" he
gasped. "A cold spot!"
I rolled my eyes. It's
thirty degrees, Homer. The whole state of Pennsylvania's
a cold spot.
The fifty-yard-long bridge
was crawling with nearly fifty people, all of them
snapping pictures, or shooting video of people snapping
pictures, or walking around and holding up these tiny
microcassette recorders (just like me, I must admit) and
hoping they might get a voice on tape. And I bet some of
them did. I got one saying, "Look! A cold
spot!" And when it got colder and I zipped up my
jacket, I got a weird sound like a woman screaming.
So I wandered out into the
woods by myself, trying to get away from everyone and see
if I could pick up any sounds that I knew weren't spills
from nearby conversations. Except for the sounds of my
boots on the path and the click from my camera as I
squeezed off a roll of underexposed pictures that would
come back completely black, I got nothing.
I understand others got
voices, gunshots, bugle charges and horses. I just got on
the bus.
By and large, the
conventioneers impressed me as sincere, intelligent
people. Those I spoke to were open in their views, and
very respectful of skepticism, especially Dave Oester and
Reverand Gill, who were gracious enough to squeeze me in
to the conference at the last minute, and spend some of
their few moments of spare time answering question after
question. And besides, not one person there had on a
single damn X-Files shirt. Thank God.
The convention went so
well, in fact, that Dave announced that it will become an
annual affair in Gettysburg, so if you missed it this
year, plan to attend the 1999 convention on March 28 and
29.
Oh yeah. Back in my room,
I listened to the tape I recorded in the Gettysburg
Cemetary, where we stopped on the way back to the hotel.
Near the end of the tape,
right before I stopped recording, I passed a woman taking
pictures of a gravestone. She asked me if the cemetary
extended across the street. I told her I didn't know, but
since I didn't see any popping flashes from ghost hunters
taking pictures, I doubted it. As we spoke, two people
walked out from the shadows across the street and she
asked me if they were with the conference. I wanted to
say, jeez lady, it's thirty degrees out, it's raining,
and we're standing in the middle of a graveyard, who the
hell else do you think it is? Instead I just smiled and
said, "Probably. There's no one out here but us and
the dead ones."
At this point on the tape
you can hear a man laugh (there were no men nearby except
for myself) followed by what sounds like a woman wheezing
or--you guessed it--a zipper being jerked. Maybe
something thought something was funny at that moment. I
can't imagine what, but I also can't imagine what was
being unzipped.
Maybe some things are just
better left unknown.
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